Recently, my good friend, a mouldy potato, got married to a dead biscuit. His best man was a psycho pumpkin. The wedding ring was made of smurf skin. REAL SMURF SKIN. SO BLUE IT WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL SO EMO!! WITH ESSENCE OF LAME GIRL!! FREE AIR FRESHENER!! SCENT OF ROADKILL!! Only $5.99.
On a another note, one of my relations got into a brawl with Adam "the Champ" Lambert. They both emerged victorious because my relation turned gay for him. So sexay!
On a another note, my dog's nose turned green.
To all you lamebrains out there, NAH!! THIS IS WHAT WE CALL REAL S***!!
That will be all, my fellow minions.
