Adrian was a smart boy, whenever he scored great marks in his exams, his dad would let him get anything he wanted. So after his 1st major test, he scored straight A's when his dad asked him what he wanted, he said he wanted a Pink ping pong ball. But his dad insisted that he'd at least get a TV, PC, Game Console etc. But he still insisted that he get a pink ping pong ball. So years passed, and he got straight A's for all of his university tests. When Adrian's dad offered to buy him a Porche Speedster, Adrian said he'd rather get a pink ping pong ball. When he was working, he got promoted to a great position - the boss's right hand man. His dad offered to get him a Pent House, but yet again, Adrian wanted a pink ping pong ball. Then, tragedy struck, Adrian had terminal cancer. While on his death bed, Adrian's dad asked him what he was doing with all the pink ping pong balls. Adrian told his dad to read it after he had passed on. So weeks passed, the funeral was done with. Adrian's dad opened the envelope. And in that envelope was Adrian's letter. While Adrian's dad was sitting by the beach, he opened the letter and read it.
BUT BEFORE HE EVEN HAD A CHANCE TO READ IT, A SEAGULL FLEW OVER HIM, TOOK THE LETTER AND TOSSED IT INTO THE SEA. SO ADRIAN'S DAD NEVER KNEW WHAT HIS SON WAS DOING WITH THOSE PINK PING PONG BALLS.
Thank you for letting Poopashitapalooza and TeleVite Johnson waste 10 minutes of your "precious" life xD
