My fellow predators,
If you think Basheleet & Co. is a pumpkin selling company, then you're wrong, DEAD WRONG. Basheleet and Co. is actually a company that sells genetically enhanced pumpkins obtained through the mutation of smurfs.
First, we beat the smurf to death, squeeze out all of it's blood, rip out it's eyes, piss in it's eye sockets, and grind it's remains into a FINE BLUE POWDER. This powder has over a million uses. While other people may use this powder to feed their fishes, WE, the proud owners of Basheleet & Co. use this powder to genetically enhance pumpkins.
Poopabananashitapalooza uses this powder to fight Chuck Norris. On the other hand, Televite Johnson uses this powder to flavor his CLORETS and CHOCOLATE CHIP MUFFINS.
If you think you need this powder, please call 03-588CHINGMOO. Smurf eyes and genitals sold separately.
Bingo's a Ploopie!!
