Hi my fellow predators,
The reason why we, TeleVite Johnson and Poopabananashitapalooza a/p Doodoomagula, don't update that often is because Poopashitapalooza has been fighting with Chuck Norris over whose turn it was to kill Vin Diesel. And Mr. Cheah Cheong Wai was the main refree (Note: WAS. They had to bring in replacements because whenever two roundhouse kicks came in contact with each other, the result would be a mushroom cloud. A BIG mushroom cloud.) Recently, Poopabananashitapalooza spiked Chuck's drink with marijuana and animal tranquilizer. The drink made him blink.
TeleVite has been playing with his/her ball of yarn. And a robber duck.
Conclusion: Poopabananashitapalooza has a better life than TeleVite.
P.S TeleVite is a boring person. Just like PigLion. Who is currently hibernating in the confines of a girl's room in England. PigLion has just urinated in a public phonebooth. In Basheleet, Ching Chang.
Scarlet is a cat.
